Two months ago, I was in a shopping mall where there was a super cheap random crap from China sale and I picked up a gaudy, baroque inspired plastic frame that was coated in what I can only imagine to be lead induced cancer (gold paint). It had a gross smell that I only discovered after removing the plastic wrap and the gold rubbed off on my fingers. I spray painted it all lavender and hoped the lacquer would seal in any carcinogens the frame may be housing.
A week ago, I purchased a bargain bin muscle shirt with a rad screen of a cat on it. The shirt was cut to look unflattering on I think every human on earth, so I extracted the cat, stuck it in the frame and now I have a cat in a frame. I like it, even though I'm secretly scared it will cause cell mutations that will leave me sickly and destitute in later life.
Above is a dirty ol webcam capture of a cat in a frame.
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