1. I finally got around to watching Kick-Ass, which contains, as far as I am concerned, Nic Cage's best performance ever.
2. I did so much dogsitting, so much.
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| None of the dogs looked anything like this. |
3. I learned that by getting my boyfriend the toilsome game Dark Souls for his birthday, I have caused unimaginable torment and a grotesque sort of frustration that may follow him into the next two years.
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| I think this is a special edition cover. |
4. I cried over a woman's stupefying decision to give me a mullet haircut against all request and cut it all off in a desperate bid to look like less of a motorbike kid's trashy girlfriend.
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| It looked like this, but more turd colored. courtesy: http://kathy.thetorrences.com/ |
5. Watched the Walking Dead, hated it. Way to take a great comic and turn it into a cheesy, somehow critically acclaimed show, AMC. I disliked the writing, but the gore effects crew did a superb job. Maybe that is why people love it so?
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| This is just Glenn Danzig looking for baby carrots at a farmer's market. |
And those are the five things I did, experienced, or learned this year. 2012 should be so productive.
