sleepaway camp

I want everyone I  know to dress like they are at summer camp.  This kind of summer camp:

That's right, slutty summer camp where murders also tend to happen.

movin' on up

I'm moving into a hot new sexy apartment tomorrow.  During packing, I discovered a plethora of things I forgot, or even ever knew existed. 

Luckily, I did not come across this guy in my discovery of various items.

I'd have poo'd myself.

hero in a half shell

giant and tiny hamburgers in bangkok

The updates posted here do not mirror what happens in my life in any chronological manner.

Some time ago, I went on a hamburger date and consumed part of a hamburger made with 1 kilo of meat, 1 kilo of bread, and maybe half a kilo of other toppings.  I also ate half of a burger so little it nestled in the palm of my hand like an infant rodent waiting to be consumed by some hungry feline.

While waiting for and then immediately after consuming these meaty treats, some anticipatory and conclusive drawings were made.

Yummy!

bobbleheaded elly of la roux

When I was a child, I would stand in front of fans and make strings of sounds in diphthong gibberish until stricken with headaches from lack of oxygen. 

I made this doodle back when I was listening to La Roux a whole lot.

the safety shop, bangkok

There is a store in Fortune Town which sells wares of self preservation and personal protection.  I love safety and definitely felt the drippy leak of happiness run down my face when I saw this place.

There is no better way to look cool than to simultaneously wear one of every item in this shop.

two more, malaysia

magic stick

chestnut shells

malaysian sands

I went to Malaysia to see the awesome and amazing Leslie.

Here is a thing that happened: