the safety shop, bangkok

There is a store in Fortune Town which sells wares of self preservation and personal protection.  I love safety and definitely felt the drippy leak of happiness run down my face when I saw this place.

There is no better way to look cool than to simultaneously wear one of every item in this shop.

two more, malaysia

magic stick

chestnut shells

malaysian sands

I went to Malaysia to see the awesome and amazing Leslie.

Here is a thing that happened:

sun damage

Stay fresh, try not to get leathery.

mini pie mini success

I sold all my mini pies on Saturday!  Barely turned a profit, but didn't lose money (that is good enough for me at this point). 

My superstar mini pie was the Jamon Serrano beetroot with fromage blanc.  Ugh, god it was tasty.

those mini pies rocked my spots off.

a great duck hairdo

I spent some of today gathering things for the big pie thing.  One of the pies will be a fresh strawberry custard with jasmine whipped cream.  My only hope is that I don't eat the ingredients before they make it to the event.

My boyfriend has a head injury from a hug gone wrong.

I've been feeling a bit fatalistic and stressed out about making these pies and making them delicious.  I drew a duck with fancy feathers the other week and it calms me down to look at it because it fills me with the warm and fuzzies (dryer lint?).

fancy duck, fancy 'do

the wet carpet's exploration of darkness closing party

Amazing miniature pies and tartlets will available for purchase at The Wet Carpet's exhibition closing party this Saturday, March 26.  The party (well, the portion of the party where pies will available) will be at the Lub.d Guesthouse, starting around 9pm.  There will also be beer and other things that will make the atmosphere quite party-like.   

Savory Pies!  Sweet Tartlets!  Sluts!  Enthusiasm!  Jerks!  Beautiful People!  Neon Shit!  One or More Pairs of Socks!  

You will probably run into most, if not all of these things at the event, so come on down!

I may replace this image with something more representative later today.